"Double-u-tee-eff?!" I hear you saying. "Is she whacked out of her brains on crack? Still high from a breakfast of acid on toast?" But the answer is neither, not this time.
It just so happens that I think Justin Bieber is adorable.
I mean look at this guy. Just look at him.
I love the way every single follicle of hair is pointing forward, like they're all trying to get as close as they can to those mischievous brown eyes. Or that dimple. Or that perfectly folded scarf.
Let me just stop now and make one thing clear. I do not want to tap that, okay? My feelings for Bieber are perfectly harmless. In fact all I want to do is dress him up in cute animal costumes and take pictures. Could you blame me? No. Arrest me? Probably.
Anyway, FML, I've just realised its 3am and i've inadvertently dedicated this entire post to a teen heart-throb. When I wake up in the morning and see it I'll probably have to commit blogocide.
(Until then, I love you JB)
[Update: I have copped a bit of flak for this post so just wanted to clarify a couple of things. I have never heard any of Justin Bieber's music. Not one bar. The admiration I feel is based solely on the facial features described above. Secondly, I am aware I started the post with "I nearly wrote a blog post about Justin Bieber", and then did in fact write a blog post about Justin Bieber. That's because I spent so much time justifying the fact that I nearly wrote a blog post about Justin Bieber that it turned into an entire post about Justin Bieber. Now I've said the words 'Justin Bieber' too many times and they look funny. Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Bustin Jieber... ]
[second update: WTF? I just found out this shmuck is 16. I thought he was 12. Disregard all of the above.]
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