Text messages from my father

Dad: The monthly blog count is steadily declining. That's always a bad sign. Are you in love?

Me: Haha. Something like that.

Dad: You should write about it dear, it might help.

Me: As if. Gross!

Dad: But that's where you go wrong. If you started to, suddenly you would get millions of readers. Cos that's what people want. Fuck mogwai and dinky toys, they want the joys and sorrows of the world. Xx


Thanks Dad, duly noted.